Once upon a time, a good goose named Goosey left his home in Germany to meet someone who could tell him how make golden eggs.
You see, he finished his bread before the end of Aesop's ill fated fable.
His first stop was a Hungarian shop, and with no such luck he continued on in search of his golden treasure.
Goosey made good friends who had stale bread and promised to help him along the way.
The locals laughed when they were asked about knowing of any such golden eggs.
"Budapest really isin't the place for your silly fabled eggs."
He was a sad goose when he returned home with his friends. They told him not to lose hope for Easter was close, and the flat Easter bunny would know where to find the best eggs.
At long last, he found a treasured egg rainbow...but something wasn't quite right. The eggs cracked and just like that he was back to his grand adventure.
Lovage croaked that everyone knows that Belgrade had the best geese. Surely there he should gander to find the golden prize.
A melancholy Goosey searched in Serbia without finding a way. He vowed to forget his quest and never mind these stupid eggs.
A most perfect wooden egg lay in wait for him at home! Goosey fell in love at first sight, and now he sits and holds his egg without any thought to a better day.
Remember, Woman, you were born
life giver, miracle creator, magic maker.
You were born with the heart of a thousand mothers,
open and fearless and sweet.
You were born with the fire of Queens and conquerors,
warrioress blood you bleed.
You were born with the wisdom of sages and shamans,
no wound can you not heal.
You were born the teller of your own tale,
before none should you kneel.
You were born with an immeasurable soul
reaching out past infinity.
You were born to desire with passion, abandon,
and to name your own destiny.
Remember, Woman, remember
you are more than you can see.
Remember, Woman, remember
you are loved endlessly.
Remember, Woman, your power, and grace,
the depth of your deep sea heart.
Never forget you are Woman, divine,
as you have been from the start.
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Remember, goose, you were born
bread eater, crumb stalizer, magic marker.
You were born with the heart of a thousand geese,
open and fearless and sweet.
You were born with the feathers of Queens and conquerors,warrioress blood you bleed.
You were born with the wisdom of sages and shamans,
no wound can you not heal.
You were born the teller of your own tale,
before none should you kneel.
You were born with an immeasurable soul
reaching out past infinity.
You were born to desire with passion, abandon,
and to name your own destiny.
Remember, goose, remember
you are more than you can see.
Remember, goose, remember
you are loved endlessly.
Remember, goose, your power, and grace,
the depth of your deep sea heart.
Never forget you are goose, divine,
as you have been from the start.
Lmao what's with all the cuntwhorshippers anyways ?
"be born with" less, DO more, ye sad lot of tediously self-entitled subhumans.
You know!? Gotta keep them all down.
The unsourced quotation is “Remember, woman” by some pinoy that's found husband & dwelling in Oregon (Reese Leyva).
Ps. Cute goose!
Awwwe thank you! I'm glad someone noticed.
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TY. This is perfect.
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